I attract weirdos

I am attracted to different people... This was taken a few weeks back in Göta Källare. This dude/lady was seen outside of the entrance and he got in. I wanted to chill and drink some water by the sofas and I saw that he sat there too. I actually wanted to talk to him so I sat beside him and he quickly started chatting with me. I love how he dares to go out like that, it's hilarious. But his personality isn't the fabulous type you'd probably expect. Anyway, he spoke about some dudes he had met at new years that were there on the dance floor and he wanted to hook them up or something but the guys didn't want him.

In other news, today, Sunday, I aced a summer job! At SOS. "911, what's yo problem boo?"

My first art video

I'm trying out this new thing with my art. I really like watching the sped up processes of drawings and other types of art work and my own process is no exception. I do this mainly for my own personal documentation. Here we go!

Phone Cases

This one below is obviously hand made. By the one and only artist: me. I love CyanogenMod and I work with horror and creepy stuff because my old soul loves that. 

The story behind this case is that it was originally this turquoise blue. Really pretty and the case itself is really high quality. It's by MOFI. Being the restless soul that I am I impulsively, without thinking, started adding these random colored diamonds that I had lying around. It was ridiculous. I even wanted to spell "poop" on it with the diamonds and even that I failed on. I don't know what happened. Probably a brain fart there. I glued everything with superglue and it looked horrible in my opinion. It was like a drunk monkey in a factory in China who assembled this piece together.

The day after I regretted it all and removed everything, leaving this harsh, ugly surface with glue still on (that I couldn't get rid of, it's superglue, duh) and some rip offs on the leather. I knew I'd ruin the case this way so what do I do? I draw. I drew my two favorite logos: OnePlus One and the CyanogenMod logos. At first I was gonna make these clean logos but as I started working on this piece I realized that the ink I used was smudging. A beautiful smudge and the rest is history. 

The blue color of the case is actually perfect because CyanogenMod's signature color is this blue. 

(Pic stolen from Google) 

Yesterday I met with a buddy which had these two original cases from the OnePlus store, so I got them.

Honestly, I have too much respect and care for my OnePlus that I don't dare to put a case like this clear one. Simply because it doesn't protect very well from drops and there's areas where it's not covered. However, it does a perfect job in getting as close to the "naked" phone as possible. You can really feel the thinness of the phone with this case.

(Pic stolen from Google)

I also got this black flip case which is really good. I really like the quality of this one and it fits perfectly on the phone (obviously because it's from the manufacturer). I really like this.


Besides all these cases, I have more.. I have about 5 right now and I've just bought more... I need therapy.

Abandoned place

I found this place and had my friend joining me. Finding the place was easy because I knew exactly where we were going. The area is divided into two big areas of copies of the same buildings all over the place. 

Getting into the first area was a bit of a hassle because we had to go through a tiny hole (turned out later that there was an easier entrance on the other side of the area). It was very exciting to enter the place. There was nothing creepy, I mean... Stockholm doesn't have a lot of creepy, abandoned buildings... 

In the second area we entered it was way easier to enter because a big hole was already cut out for us to enter. In there, we found some other strangers walking around in there. They even had a kid with them and they all looked decent so we didn't feel threatened in any way. Besides that they looked around, just like me and my friend did.

A couple of pics from Diana's birthday

We played games, ate, drank and had fun, afterwards we went to Kristall. Getting there was a pain because we all went to the bus to get into town but somehow one of these peep's friends had a van to drive us to the club so we all went back inside and waited. I had no concept of time so I don't know how long we waited and such but we got to the club in the end and I met "Peter" and his friend Erik after such a long time. Me and Peter hung out the whole night till they closed the club. I lost Diana so I was left with Erik and "Peter". We went to Donken in Sture where people were literally chaotic. There were no lines to the cashiers. Crazi monkies.

Shitz and giggulz

So I text with people a lot and sometimes I just get into the giggle mode and I write the weirdest things that cracks me up now that I look back at these. Here we go:

1. 

"Can I have a picture of you?"

*Sends Susan Boyle*

"Haha, cut it off!"

*Honey Boo Boo*

This one, above, was some random guy, I don't even remember who it was, a random number started texting me and this is how I replied. I am the purple bubble. He stopped replying after the Honey Boo picture.

2. 

"Haha ok. :) Are you free anytime this week? .... Why no reply?"

"I have diarrhea."

This guy randomly came up to me while I was in a hurry to the train to Diana's birthday party last week. It was in the middle of my rush and I was in the corridor between the subway and pendel and this guy randomly stopped my focus and started talking and complimenting me and wanted my number and take me out on a date. 

Honestly, I was very flattered by his move and words, that's why I gave him my number but I knew I'd not go out with him so the sadist that I am I wanted to do some fuckery with him by being as weird as I could... But still being slightly normal. 

3. 

-I'm in!

-That's so weird to me xD

-Haha do it! ... 

- .....put some flour and let everything ferment into a nice hat on you. Oh, I didn't even add the yeast, I'll add that now.

Sorry for the darkness. My phone had night screen mode on. This is my buddy "Murran". I don't remember what we were chatting about but I think I asked about his bald head and somehow I came up with this hat thingy. Basically I wanted to cook something on his head and so I decided to describe some bread like recipe.. So now he has a dough hat.

4. This last one was when I was riding from Diana's bd party last week and I was in the car and super drunk. We were communicating about when I was arriving and well... I don't even remember texting this until "Peter" (that's what we call him) showed me this later that night.

FYFAN SL, put a stick up your bum!

I need to go on a rant spree in this text.

I just feel like this new system of SL is so stupid. People pay too much for a monthly ticket, it's about 750 kr for that and they're going to raise it to close to 1000 kr, ca. 900 kr. A freaking paper of Gustav Vasa every month to get from point A to point B in Stockholm! What if your travel distance between your home and work is, let's say, two stations? I know people with that short distance, are they going to pay that money for that short travel time?? No wonder people "plankar"!

Where does the money go, huh? We pay so much already, we're actually one of the most expensive cities in the world when it comes to the cost of a freaking ticket! This stupid money probably goes to hire all these inspectors to walk around the city and inspect us all, the more money the more inspectors. Yeaaaah, yeah, I know, the money actually goes into maintaining the whole rail system, trains and other services, or that's what they tell us. Well, good for freaking you, if you could actually give us all good quality for the system and services that we payed for that'd be great!

I use the subway and I was stuck for fucking 20 mins at one station because of some stupid "train issue" further down the road. Effing 20 minutes! If I was going somewhere important I'd be fucked! I don't believe it was some train issue, I believe some bad ass "plankare" got beaten down by a security guard for "plankning" which he/she decided to fight against.

Bitch, fucking please. I guess I could pay the right price for my ticket IF I GOT THE FUCKING QUALITY FOR IT!!! I don't want any fucking 20 mins stops! I don't want to be stuck and wait every fucking year during the winter when SL makes the same fucking mistake every year and never learns how to deal with a little snow! You know the snow is coming, you've lived here for, oh I don't know (!) a long time enough to understand that snow WILL fall! The subway has existed for over 50 years, it's fucking time to use the money and invest in a system that works! How the hell does Japan make it work? Germany? Or any other country? Why not just get some inspiration from them instead of robbing our fucking money to hire inspectors to bust the asses off of people that don't live in Hammarby Sjöstad, Danderyd or Stureplan with tons of money to spit out 1000 kr every month to this shit. Oh, I'm sorry, they probably don't even use public transport, because they are rich enough to drive a fancy car they want to show off every meter. I don't know, even if you don't want to pay 900 but have to, you'll indirectly support the shit you don't want to support.

A whole Gustav Vasa piece of paper in order to get in to town... How ridiculous. And you don't even go there every day!

When I lived in Jkpg I payed 420 every month, 420! You know how much a "fritidskort" costs now? It's a new thing that came out recently. You can, with this card, roam around the city, and even further, 24/7 for 30 days. You know how much? 1.5.0. 150 fucking kr. Let that sink in.

Sure, they don't have trains IN the city, only buses, and there's not much to maintain, so I understand how it can be so cheap. But seriously, the time I've lived there I had minimal issues with them, even during the winter. I was spiteful when I got posts on Facebook of my friends having troubles with SL during the winter. "Thank God I'm not in that shit hole". Now I'm jelly of JLT.