Embrace Poop And Farts! Foops!

I don't know about you guys but I find poop and farts really funny. I always laugh a bit extra than other people around me when people do anything related to poops and farts, either by talking about it, mentioning it or doing it.

Let's use a word covering poop and farts together: Foops. (And I'm talking about poop and farts separately, not when you think you gotta fart and poop comes out.)

It just seems like people are too embarrassed to perform these natural needs or that it's too disgusting talking about them. All natural things are embarrassing, have you thought about it? Everything about our bodies are disgusting and emarrassing, even though we all carry this stuff in our bodies and we all perform the same stuff: pooping, farting, peeing, having 6, puking, eating snot (not erryone), etc.

I think we should embrace foops already in the early stages of a relationship with someone, either a friend or partner or anyone, even your dog! The earlier we embrace and mention foops the easier it is to cope with it when we actually have to foop in front of anyone. It won't be as emarrassing! Why? Because you've already joked about it a hundred times before, and once it happens, it's just really funny! "The seal has been broken!". Now you can naturally fart or say that you gotta take a dump without feeling embarrassed, ecstacy my baby, cause it's all really, damn, funny, by now. And less disgusting.

Now you can run around like a happy and free 5 year old with a poop hat and fart on people's faces and laugh your ass off from their disgusted face expressions.

And that's how you make things less embarrassing in the long run.

Poop is cute, poop is misunderstood, poop just wants to be free.